Yeah, I’m posting again.
After the new Contra announcement at E3, which I won’t even bother to link, fans of classic platform shooters raged across the globe, desperate that the pixelized run & gun days were buried under a pile of Pachinko machines, and those moments of mixed fun & frustration were a thing of the past.
Time to rejoice, ancient players! Blazing Chrome is bringing that shit back!
The world is under the machines domination, militant AI-fueled computers rule the Earth and instead of turning us into batteries, they were too angry about the abandonment of the Contra franchise so they decided to terminate humanity instead.
Fortunately, we got cardboard lady and cyborg dude to be the protagonists of this barrage of fire 2 player co-op extravaganza and they are here to save the day by doing flips and shooting everything in sight, JUST LIKE IT SHOULD BE!
Created by Brazilian (a rare chance for me to be patriotic) developer Danilo Dias from JoyMasher, the game was just released today for PC, PS4, Xbox One and Nintendo Switch.
Not playing this game automatically makes you ineligible to complain about Konami in the future.
No robots were harmed in the writing of this post.